Eddie Popko is the deuteragonist of To Grandmother's House We Go. He is an FPD delivery man who even delivers presents. He has a crush on Rhonda Thompson and wants her to be his girl, and he also wants to be win a jackpot at his next trip to the lottery. Eddie is a fan of cowboy media, as shown when he sings along to "Don't Fence Me In" at the beginning and whatnot. He was played by J. Eddie Peck.
Eddie does use the "H" word, but he learns from the girls not to say it.